Confessions of a Canine Drama Queen by Stefanie London EPUB & PDF

Confessions of a Canine Drama Queen by Stefanie London EPUB & PDF

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• Author:Stefanie London
• Language: English
• Genre: Romantic Comedy 
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Was it too much to ask for a decent, normal guy who wanted the same
happy, successful three-point-two puppy life as you?
August Merriweather certainly didn’t think so. But, if her dating history
was anything to go on, apparently it was too much to ask. Her last few dates
had ranged from less appealing than a smelly tennis shoe to “engage fake
emergency phone call” status. The guys ran the gamut from dull to
infuriating, and every single time she went home alone wondering what the
heck was wrong with her.

In her mind, the dating jungle was more like the dating fight pit.
Don’t be negative. You never know, this guy could be the one!
That had been her cautiously optimistic mantra as she’d walked into the
restaurant where she was meeting her latest swipe right. And while August
wasn’t the kind of woman who needed a man to be happy, she wanted a
relationship. A partnership. A person with whom she could share in life’s
joys and challenges. Someone who made her heart flutter.
Spoiler alert: Carter Edward Driscoll III did not make her heart flutter.
You should have known better than to accept a date from a guy with a
number in his name.

“So that’s when I told her, babe, I simply cannot marry someone who
wants to own a tiny home. Like, where would I put my shoe collection?”
The man sitting across from August shuddered. He was classically
handsome, but in a way that looked a little…sterile. Had he Botoxed his
face? His eyebrows didn’t move that much.

August caught herself staring and brought her eyes down to the plate in
front of her. She’d barely touched the croquettes they’d ordered to start, her
appetite waning the second her date decided to talk about all the women
he’d refused to marry.

All six of them.
Frankly, the fact that the guy had found even one woman interested in
marrying him said more about his bank account than it did about his
personality.

“I mean, can you believe it? A tiny home? Like, what am I? A
minimalist?” he scoffed. “I should have known she’d be into that hippie shit
the first time she used natural deodorant. That was a red flag.”
Oh boy. Was it too soon to pull the emergency phone call thing again? Or
was this date bad karma for doing it last time?
“So anyway, that was potential wife number five scratched off the list.
Number six…she was a doozy.”

August watched his eyebrows again, trying to see if they moved when he
talked. Hmm. It was hard to tell. Carter droned on about the next poor,
deluded woman who’d thought she could snag a diamond from him.
“I have to think about these things, you know.” This time he paused and
took a breath, waiting as though he expected her to respond.
Shit. What had he just said? She’d totally zoned out.
“Uh…”

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