Crummymoon (EL CORAZÓN DEL SOL #1) by AC Netzel EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Authors: AC Netzel
- Language: English
- Genre: contemporary romance
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“The middle seat? Seriously?” I mutter under my breath, my eyes
narrowing as I stare at the screenshot of my boarding pass on my
cellphone. “When I get back home, I’m going to hunt Matt down,
rip his nuts off with my bare hands, and feed them to a pack of hungry
squirrels.”
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Clumsily, I make my way down the narrow aisle of Flight number 230,
accidentally bumping into the sides of chairs and protruding elbows. Just as
I’m about to reach my seat, a careless passenger swinging her carryon bag
nearly strikes me in the head while trying to place it in the overhead
compartment at the last row of First Class. The section that would have
been mine if Matt wasn’t such a cheap bastard.
“Whoa,” I snap. “Pay attention to the people walking by.”
“Oops.” The stunning redhead in a pair of oversized sunglasses shrugs.
“My bad.”
“Just so you know—My bad isn’t an apology.”
“Maybe” — she flashes an insincere smile — “you should look up
when you’re walking.” She casually plops down into her spacious leather
seat and brushes me off with a dismissive finger wiggle wave.
Bitch.
Huffing a frustrated breath, I ignore her flippant finger gesture and
continue my way to the Economy section, row twenty-two.
There it is. My seat. The middle of a cramped three-seat row.
Matt sucks.
“Excuse me. That’s mine.” I point toward the crappiest seat ever made
to the petite twenty-something girl reading a safety manual in the aisle seat.
“Oh, of course.” She stands and takes a small step backward.
“Thanks.” I squeeze past her and settle into my chair.
Taking a quick peek at the text messages on my phone before I stash it
away, I roll my eyes. There’s seven. All from my well-meaning, worrywart
mother.
MOM
Are you sure you don’t want me to join you? I can take a flight
in the morning.
Never been so sure of anything in my life.
MOM
It’s dangerous for a young woman to travel alone.
But my five-foot nothing mother will protect me.
MOM
Don’t worry about your father. There’s two weeks’ worth of
leftovers in the freezer.
My mother never fully grasped the concept of cooking for two.
MOM
My passport expired, but I’m sure the airline will let me fly. I
have a very honest face.
The woman is delusional.
MOM
Do you remember Marjorie’s son, Kyle? He graduated from
high school with you.
He also masturbated under the bleachers while watching the
cheerleaders practice. His nickname was “Sticky Fingers.”
MOM
I showed him a recent photo of you. He wants to have dinner
with you once you’re back.
Uh… nope.
MOM
Did you remember to pack diarrhea medication?
Okay. I’m done.
“There’s a magazine in the seat pocket in front of you that has a list of
the movies the airline offers,” my seatmate says. “And a safety manual.”
“Thanks.”
“This is my first time out of the country. First time on a plane, actually.”
“HmmMmm.” Please don’t be a chatterbox.
“Did you know that the emergency exit is in the row directly in front of
ours?”
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