Eunuchs and Nymphomaniacs by Anonymous EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Authors: Anonymous
- Language: English
- Genre: Humorous Literary Fiction
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My legs are mostly for decoration.
I spent the day flirting online with a girl who looked very much like a guy, in a
wheelchair.
After much to-ing and fro-ing she sent me an unasked-for, very frightening
close-up of her bush.
I jumped when I saw it.
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The surrounding body was tasty enough but her head looked suspiciously
male. She said she had already met six men, one of whom “ran out the door when
he saw me.”
The only one I did fuck … (her phrasing not mine) turned out to be a homeless
man who stayed the night.
He fucked me twice that night and once the next morning.
Like it was an accomplishment.
Her mind was refreshingly depraved and certain sex seemed imminent but I
wanted to speak to her on the phone first to satisfy myself that the big unkempt
bush wasn’t concealing a dick. Her legs were now completely fucked, she said.
So much so, that even kneeling was no longer an option. She had actually tried
to kneel after I alluded to spanking her on all fours. Not possible. Not anymore.
This implied that it had been possible at one point but perhaps since her
condition was progressive the option had expired. She sent a picture of said legs in
thigh-high stockings, and to be fair they looked pretty fucking good.
I can wrap them behind my head.
This put me in mind of a yoga teacher I had once had the pleasure of fucking
who was lithe enough to fold her legs so far behind her head she looked, as I
lunged into her, like she was listening to exquisite music emanating from her
knees. Balled up like that I was able to rock her back and forth on my impaler.
Dead legs might be even more flexible.
Oh and by the way, I know you’re slumming.
Somehow this observation forgave me in advance for any future misdeeds.
Meanwhile I scrutinized her photo for an Adam’s apple. Her face was more
masculine than I would have liked but her skin was pale and clean and she was
very shapely and obviously up for an adventure. And it didn’t look like any
children had emerged from that hedge. I had already decided I wasn’t going down
on that. Not without a compass … or a Sherpa. I decided to refrain from
masturbating.
I’d save itall up for the disabled girl’s tits.
After all, the fuller my balls the less chance there was of a soggy erection when
faced with the combined unknowns of atrophied legs, jungle-bush, and man-face.
But then as soon as I generously agreed to travel all the way out to her place in
Astoria, she canceled in favor of the homeless man. This was galling of course
because I had wanted to believe I was doing her a favor but now I was being told
I’d have to wait my turn? I began to get seriously turned on by the sheer twisted
logic of it all. She was going to make me beg for permission to charity-fuck her.
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