Kitty Valentine Dates a Rock Star by Jillian Dodd EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
- Author: Jillian Dodd
- Genre: General Humorous Fiction, Humorous Fiction, Romantic Comedy
- Publish Date: 23 July 2020
- Size: 2 MB
- Format: PDF / EPUB
- Status: Avail for Download
- Price: Free
“What do you think?” I fling back the dressing room curtain, stepping out
with my arms stretched to either side with a very serious, striking look on my
face. Or so I tell myself.
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I’m feeling dramatic.
Hayley, my best friend and toughest critic—the combination of which
makes her the perfect shopping partner—tips her blonde head to one side, and
her smooth forehead isn’t so smooth anymore. “I mean, if you like it …”
So much for striking. “Oh, come on!” I groan, slumping. I’m not proud to
admit it, but I might stomp my foot once or twice. It’s all a frustrated,
exhausted blur.
Okay, maybe exhausted isn’t the right word. But I sure feel exhausted
after going through the arduous task of shopping for Halloween costumes. As
in actual, physical shopping. In a store. With doors and mirrors and people
and cash registers. All of it.
For somebody whose entire life generally consists of online shopping,
this is a pretty big deal. I even packed snacks in my purse, the way people do
for toddlers when they know the kid will get hungry and cranky halfway
through a trip.
Hayley waves a hand in my general direction. “I mean, it’s cute, but don’t
you think it’s a little young for you? You’re twenty-five years old, Kitty, and
you’re gorgeous and successful. Why are you dressing up like some sort of
cartoon character?”
I turn around to look at myself in the mirror beyond the curtained
partition. “I don’t look like a cartoon character.”
“You’re dressed like a superhero. Not even a cool superhero.”
I run a hand over my breastplate—plastic instead of metal, of course. I
flutter my bright red cape. “I don’t know. I think I look powerful. Like a
kick-ass general or warrior. Who happens to wear a cape.”
“Either way, it’s not doing anything for you. Try on that slinky black
dress. I’m telling you, that’s the winner.”
Yes, and it happens to be the costume Hayley picked out for me. What a
coincidence.
“Exactly who am I dressing up as when I wear that dress?”
“What does it matter? You dress up as somebody or something when
you’re a kid. When you get older, the entire point is to look sexy and
enticing.”
I shoot her a look over my shoulder, rolling my eyes. “Isn’t that a little
cliché?”
“Put on the damn dress, so I can look at you. Maybe we’ll pick out a wig
for you too. You can lose some of your inhibitions and pretend to be, I don’t
know, a witch or something. A sexy witch.”
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