Lucky Cupid by Sarah Blue EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Authors: Sarah Blue
- Language: English
- Genre: Lesbian Romance
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Juliet
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It’s not you, it’s me.
The phrase repeats in my head with repulsive annoyance as I
follow Love through the mortal gym. She’s completely focused on
making love matches, and yet here I am feeling like a hopeless, stupid
cupid.
What’s worse is when Eros said it, I knew it was a lie. Part of the reason
is because of me, because I’m not a great cupid. Especially not one worth
doing long distance with.
I’m not upset about the breakup with Eros, not really. I’m upset about
everything else. How I seem to suck as a cupid, how I’m unlucky in love,
and how everything seems to be truly going to shit.
I’ve been a cupid for a few weeks now, and I have no love matches to
show for it. No accolades, no romantic partner… The only bright spot is that
I have the kindest cupid willing to show me the ropes. Love is one of the
best people I know and has taken pity on me and graciously taken me under
her perfect pink wing to help me become a better harbinger of love.
Despite this, I am failing tremendously. Worse than tremendously, if I’m
being honest. I might just be the worst cupid in the history of fucking
cupids.
“Juliet, you’re not going to make any love matches being depresso
espresso,” Love says with an easy smile.
I don’t deserve her kindness. I was so rude to her when I started dating
Eros, and I still feel hopelessly guilty over it. It wasn’t my proudest
moment, and I’ve made a promise to myself to never act like that again. If
anything, Love has become my role model. I want to prove to her and
myself that I’m not a waste of her time.
More than anything, I want to be a good cupid. This constant feeling of
failure is eating away at me, and I hate it.
“I’m sorry. I just suck at everything, Love. I can’t fly for shit. My aim is
trash, and I haven’t made a single love match since I became a cupid.”
Love floats on top of a treadmill effortlessly, where a human man is
panting while running. Her bright pink eyes assess me like I’m a puzzle,
and I feel even more insecure. She’s so pretty, and I guess I have a lot of the
same features, but I still feel less than. I’m pink all over, but I don’t have
the gentle cuteness that she does.
“You need a self-esteem makeover,” she says, tapping an arrow on her
chin.
I blink and her smile widens even further.
She, without a doubt, has some plan hidden in her quiver, and I don’t
know if I want to know what she has in store for me.
“No, what I need is to figure out how to do my job so Cupiō doesn’t fire
my ass and… and what happens to cupids when they’re fired?”
“No one knows,” Love says wistfully.
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