Show Me (EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES #3) by Neve Wilder EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Authors: Neve Wilder
- Language: English
- Genre: contemporary romance
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JESSE
“Whoa…” I froze in the doorway of the kitchen in the
off-campus house I shared with three other guys,
gaze bouncing between my roommate Mark and my semisorta friend Chet while I tried to mentally assemble the
extremely confounding variables of this equation. Math
wasn’t my strong suit to begin with unless we were talking
cups, quarts, and teaspoons, but I registered the bare chests
and how Chet was glued to Mark’s side. “What the fuck?
Chet?” This could not be the correct answer. What kind of
math was this? Was it too late to drop the class?
Chet lifted a hand in my direction with a droll smile that
was only the slightest bit sheepish. “Hi.”
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Oh my god, they were together. Wait. Were they together?
How could that be?
I whirled in Mark’s direction. “But you…I thought…Fuck
me fucking sideways,
” I spluttered. When Mark had come to
me a month ago asking me vague questions about a guy
potentially asking him out, I’d thought he’d meant someone
at his summer internship. Not Chet-fucking-Pynchon who,
yes, I’d had a teeny tiny rebound crush on since breaking up
with Reid freshman year. Just like I’d had a minuscule,
momentary crush on my former roommate Eric before he fell
head over fucking balls for Nate. There’d also been the
nanosecond crush I’d had on Nate after he brought me
chicken soup once when I was sick, even if it’d been an awful
store-bought brand.
“It’s just…I don’t understand why all the hot ones keep
picking these baby bi’s.” I really didn’t. It happened that I
was prone to crushes the way some people were prone to
heartburn after eating onions.
It was also true that my
crush-to-sexual-partner ratio was weighted on the side of
crushes by…plenty lately, but there was nothing wrong with
me. I was a little neurotic, but I was also an out-and-proud
ginger who could actually tan rather than burn. That factor
alone should’ve conferred unicorn status upon me.
I nudged Chet aside and opened the fridge with a huff.
“You friend-zoned me in, like, two seconds flat. True or
untrue?”
“True,
” Chet replied with a grin. “But that’s only because
—”
I put a hand up. “I swear to fuck, if one more person says
I’m too sweet, or something about boyish charm, I’m going
to lose my shit. Yes, I had a boyfriend freshman year. Yes, I
very much enjoyed holding hands with him and…and,
cuddling in the quad and giving him heart eyes or whatever.”
I’d had many of them after Reid. One every two weeks that
I’d done all of these things with, and when it inevitably
fizzled, I mourned briefly and then moved on to the next like
a fiend. I’d gone through boyfriends the way some people
went through Lay’s potato chips—because you truly couldn’t
eat just one.
“But Jesus, a guy’s allowed to change. I’m not
about that life anymore. I just want the hard-core action
now, thank you very much. No relationships, no strings. I just
want a guy with a big dick—because yes I’m a size queen and
—”
“I have a big dick.” Sam wandered in and inserted himself
effortlessly into the conversation with a shameless grin.
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