The Fall-Out by Sophie Ranald EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Authors: Sophie Ranald
- Language: English
- Genre: contemporary romance
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The first time I saw Patrick naked, I couldn’t believe my eyes. A few
minutes later, I couldn’t believe my luck.
I can remember telling my friends about it, once I was sure it was okay
to tell them anything at all. ‘I mean, my God. Seriously. I thought it was
only, like, marble statues made by ancient Greeks with massive hard-ons
over some twenty-three-year-old discus thrower that looked like that. But
no, he genuinely does. It’s ridiculous.’
‘Has he got – what are they called again? – semen gutters?’ Rowan
asked.
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‘Stop!’ Kate put her hands over her eyes. ‘We’re friends with the man.
We don’t want to think about his semen. Never mind it trickling down his—
Ugh. Just no.’
‘It must be like dating a fitness guru,’Abbie suggested.
‘Yes, only without the wanky posing in front of the mirror,’ I said.
‘And the grunting,’ said Kate. ‘Although of course, that might happen
later. Go on, Naomi, share it with the group.’
‘Share wha—’ I began, then I was overcome with reticence. ‘I’m not
going to. Suffice to say, if there is any grunting, it happens at the
appropriate time and place.’
‘I bet it does.’ Rowan giggled. ‘Zara always said—’
And then it was her turn to shut up, and the conversation moved on,
thankfully, to other things.
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