Wrong Pucking Jersey by Roxanne Steele EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Authors: Roxanne Steele
- Language: English
- Genre: New Adult & College Romance
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~MIKAYLA~
Periods.
Every woman in existence must hate them. They’re the ultimate culprit
for making women do the most drastic shit in a matter of twenty-four hours.
Honestly, that’s the excuse I’m using for the fucked-up mayhem I’ve
gotten myself into.
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I mean, that has to explain my current predicament… right? Staring at
myself in the mirror, I’m absolutely regretting what I did last night after
getting shit-face wasted because I couldn’t find a good enough cock to ride
and distract myself from all the spiraling thoughts.
The vibrator just wasn’t going to do.
My bestie is going to take one look at me and pee her pants at my
recklessness.
No going back now…
How are there are no reversible hair dye solutions in 2025?
You’d think by now that someone—any genius who’s fallen into a
predicament like mine—would stare in the mirror after drunkenly dying
their hair because they miss their past lovers and are sexually frustrated
they can’t find someone better in the fuck-me-tonight roster, would create a
PLAN B reversible dye solution by now.
God, I’m being overdramatic right now. Keep calm, Mikayla! This can
be fixed. No need to—
“WHAT IN GODS NAME HAPPENED HERE?!”
Aww. It was good while it lasted.
I cringe at the shrill voice as I slowly glance at the door with puppy eyes
to see my beloved best friend, who looks like she walked into a murder
scene.
Okay. Getting red dye all over a polished white bathroom wasn’t a
smart move when you match it with all the red wine stains from last night.
“I can explain?” I don’t sound sure.
“Bitch, you better explain or else tell me to go to fucking Home Depot
right now before they close! I can grab a shovel, that sturdy grey tape shit,
and anything else we need to hide a body!” My sweet bestie is already
pulling out her phone. “I guess we need bleach, right? They use that in
crime movies and shit?”
“Girl, you don’t know shit.” I’m laughing because my girl, Alexandra
Mackenzie Andrews, hasn’t survived watching a full-length show without
falling asleep in years.
Let alone crime shows.
The only thing she can manage without going into the realms of sleep is
TikTok, and even that is pushing it.
I always used to tease her that if we brought her to a hockey game,
she’d probably sleep through the entirety of it. Apparently, when it comes
to the live games, she can handle it because it gives a “thrill” or whatever.
Put the game on a 65” screen tv, and my girl is gone while standing.
Literally.
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