Bone to Be Wilde by Dani Lakely EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Author: Dani Lakely
- Language: English
- Genre: Holiday Romance
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THE GHOST STORY is read word for word until the bewitched dildo
appears.
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“That’s not … you’re messing up the entire book, Forrest!”
Jonathan is sending him a withering glare from the worn and well-loved
armchair he’s occupying. Forrest blinks lazily back at him, letting his mouth
curve into a slow smile until Jonathan can’t resist and his frown breaks, the
corners of his mouth lifting up too
.
“That’s not how we learned it in school,” Jonathan says primly, but he’s
biting at his cheek, trying not to laugh. That right there is one of Forrest’s
favorite things about his boyfriend. Ruffling his feathers and then watching
him completely eat it up.
Which is preciously the reason he’s turning The Legend of Sleepy
Hollow into gothic erotica as he reads aloud to Jonathan, tucked away in the
reading nook at the local book shop. The try-before-you-buy section of the
store is brimming with used paperbacks, each one more dog-eared and
dusty than the last, scattered in senseless piles on shelves and spilling onto
the floor.
It’s one of their usual haunts for a late afternoon date, and on this
particular Saturday in mid-October, Forrest is trying to draw out their time
together as much as he can.
“And then,” he continues in a sinister tone, “the women of Sleepy
Hollow tied Ichabod up in the horse stables and gave the naughty
schoolmaster his own education … on strap-ons.”
“You’re insufferable.”
“Ichabod-od-od,” Forrest calls out, in a tone meant to annoy. “A curious
and kinky spell had been cast upon him to bend over for anyone, at any
time. Ichabod became the town—”
“Hush! Don’t talk about spells in front of…” Jonathan’s eyes go wide as
he nods towards a little black cat, curled up soundly in a reading chair
nearby. Lilith, he mouths silently.
There’s this kooky idea Jonathan’s latched onto about Lilith possessing
magical powers. This came after he was struck on the head by a Christmas
ornament and the fairy godfather capers that followed brought the two of
them together. Forrest doesn’t like to think he got a boyfriend due to a
braining, but here he is.
He’s not going to deny the possibility that Jonathan may have been
under somebody’s spell when he mysteriously started getting psychic
visions that led him into granting the wishes of local townsfolk. But Forrest
is resistant to boarding the Lilith train without any proof other than
Jonathan thinking she winked at him. And sparkled, like some sort of glitter
fairy of cats, which definitely isn’t a thing that exists.
But the matter of wish-granting was not the first peculiar situation to
occur around here, and many of these unexplained events happened long
before Lilith trotted into town and charmed the entire village into taking her
in.
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