Never Give Your Heart To A Hookup by Lauren Landish EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Authors: Lauren Landish
- Language: English
- Genre: Romantic Comedy
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SAMANTHA
“SO, I only need to sell fifty dildos to become a Gold Star representative of
Bedroom Heaven?” The young blonde girl several seats down from me asks
the question with a completely straight face, making it sound like that should
be a ridiculously easy thing to do.
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Of course, she did say that she’s the entertainment chair for her oncampus sorority, so maybe Trixleigh can slam out that many sales in her
living room under the guise of a buzzy good night social. I can see it now . . .
Trixleigh’s Tricks and Treats. Maybe with a ‘XXX’ substituted in for good
measure.
Because of course her name is Trixleigh, which she spelled for us
cheerleader-style with a bonus of mentioning she’s definitely ‘not for kids’
like the cereal, ending with a tee-hee laugh I’m sure she does every time she
introduces herself with the bunny ear fingers she popped to the top of her
head.
But while she might not think her question is that out there, my head
whips around so fast I look like the possessed chick from The Exorcist, only
to see Jaxx Reynolds, the dark-haired girl in goth makeup sitting next to me,
cover her mouth and giggle, along with several other girls around the room.
Jaxx is the one who got me into this.
This being a pseudo-business presentation with a healthy dose of sexual
innuendo being led by a suburban mom who’s currently standing in the
middle of her living room wielding a butt plug big enough to make King
Kong cringe.
Please tell me why I’m doing this again? I ask myself for the umpteenth
time. But the truth is, I already know the answer. I need the damn money.
I’m buried under a mountain of student loan debt, and with the interest
rates being sky high, I’ll be battling with that mountain well into the next
couple of decades.
And with only one semester left in my graduate program, I’m looking
down the barrel of the day those loan payments are going to come due, right
as I’m trying to figure out my post-college plans. But I’m like most people,
and at some point in my life, I’d like to be able to afford luxuries like a house
or a decent car . . . or cheese on a sandwich.
So you know what they say, desperate times call for desperate measures.
Though I never dreamed it’d mean selling big, fat cocks from the trunk of my
car.
A nudge in my side breaks me out of my reverie, and I blink to refocus on
Jaxx, who has a devious smirk on her face. I wonder how many dildos she’s
sold. Or maybe she sticks to leather restraints? Of course, with her style, she
could sell those as fashion accessories.
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